Living on 6Z

After one year in the Kingdom of Wonder, as Hun Sen’s domain is known in the travel biz, Lady C and I have made the move from the big 5-bath house on a hot dusty plain at the outskirts of the city to the clean and leafy streets of the diplomatic quarter. The Lao ambassador lives across the street (Mao Tse Toung Blvd), the Philippine Ambassador is around the corner next to the main Mormon church, a row of Japanese shops and cafes leads to the Nippon embassy. India, Indonesia and Myanmar are in hailing distance and Vietnam is a block away. Any way we might run we can seek asylum!
We’ve now been here a month. Our place is in a cul-de-sac called 6Z, next to a government ministry and the Cambodian senate house. Above us is a Pakistani family. Father works at their embassy. Across the lane is a Dutchman with his Vietnamese wife and toddler. We have two beds and 2 1/2 baths. And the kitchen is about the size of an average living room! All the woodwork and trim, as well as the furniture, is made by the owner who happens to be a cabinet maker.


My favorite place, by far, is the balcony. It’s very roomy and looks out over
the quiet lane. When it rains it’s just like the observation car of the E&O Express, complete with Monsoon Cocktail! We take all our meals there, including when we have guests. And we’ve been having guests every week. We also have the cocktail hour every day at about 6pm. Actually it’s the beer and salty snacks hour, but we make a daily ceremony of it and pretend that we are French colóns ordering the (non-existent) servants about, n’est-ce pas?


Strangely, the whole setup sometimes reminds me of Oakland, California, in the Lake Merritt area. Although the tropical heat can be a bit much in the Summer, the rainy season cools things off just fine. But even in Summer it doesn’t bother me. I ride my bike in the heat of day, guzzling liters of ice tea to stay hydrated.


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On the job front, I’ve recently taken a position as lecturer in Journalism at Pannasastra University. In my contract, on my staff ID badge and on my cubby hole in the faculty room I am called “Professor.” Even the real professors call me “Professor”! The kids call me “Prof.” Never has my gray beard looked so apropos.

The school is one of the most modern in the country, though we aren’t talking here about a big, rich, modern country. The “big” library is about the size of the North Berkeley annex, though it does subscribe to modern internet-based research facilities and data bases. I took my second year students there for a presentation on research techniques. For half of them it was their first time in any library. I have much work ahead of me.
This being a  traditional Buddhist country, every class has two or three saffron-clad monks. On attendance sheets students are designated Male, Female or Monk. Some of them are life-long monks. Others are young guys on scholarships paid for by monasteries. It’s interesting to watch them finger their beads, chant quietly as they walk the halls, genuflect at altars; and then whip out their iPhones and text their friends about the weekend.



Along with my gray beard, age creepeth upon me, my dears, though it would not seem a linear process. Recently I had both a young and an old experience in traffic. In the first I was on my number 1 bicycle, Trigger. (The back-up is Scout.) Approaching an intersection at moderate speed I spied a big, black SUV (they all seem to be black here) screaming in from the right. My response was James Bondesque and all took place in a split second. Just before he ran me down I took evasive action in a braking turn. My Medulla Oblongata, by-passing the pre-frontal cortex, immediately recognized that the time-rate-and-distance problem run by the conscious mind would lead to a collision. Quicker than thought I observed my body skillfully dump the bike, hit the pavement and roll out of Big Black’s trajectory. I regained my feet in time to hurl insults at the unstopping offender. And I was jazzed! That SOB in the SUV could have ruined my day. But I was just too quick on my Trigger.

Alas, a few days later I took what must have been my first old man fall. Again on my trusty steed Trigger. I was approaching our local European bakery and thought I might execute a sharp right U-turn into a convenient parking place. Somehow I missed the angle of the dangle and didn’t make the turn. Almost in slow motion I watched as Trigger came to a halt, started a starboard list, then fully capsized. I fell on the ground and the bike fell on me. I wasn’t hurt. Not physically. But two young men, from opposite directions, came running up shouting, Sir! Sir! One of them lifted the bike off me, the other lifted me off the ground. I mean he literally picked me up off the ground! They both brushed me off as I stood there in a daze. A daze not from the impact, but from the fact of the piddling slow motion fall. I was not jazzed. I guess from here on out I’ll have my good days and bad. But on any day I can repair to the balcony for solace, beer and salty snacks. Life ain’t so bad.
Wishing you many good days,

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